Azi sunt Om

Friday, May 8, 2009

Sounds of non-silence

Like I am the brightest bi-pe-di-ca-l (my own word- means walking on two legs-) humanoid form ever seen on this planet...

the non- me

With the help of the honey (and I am not talking about the honey made by bees, but about the Honey, my future-husband- he does not know this yet)

aren't I fortunate?!

I managed to add a music player on this blog page. Damn, I'm smart!

So, mortals, prepare yourselves:

Step1:
Get a Honey.

Step 2:
Ask him/her/it for directions

Step 3:
Go to this site.

Step 4:
Sign up (you know the drill: fill in email, password, gender -if you have one)

Step 5:
Create playlist. (activate the creative mode and add music to your liking and not mine, please people, I'm a registered brand) and for god sake, save it!

Step 6:
Get the code for blogger or any other form of www you need the player for.

Step 01010101:
Listen to the music selection I've made, on my blog. It's mandatory!
Otherwise

I are angry

Step 7:
Use that code.

Step 8 (and the most important):
Thank Elmer, God, Jim Carry, the stars, my mom and dad, the driver of the car that did not hit me last week, for knowing me and having "access to my dementia" (words of my favorite alive classic b-ip-ed-ic-a-l, the one and only, George Cant'stand'ya Constanzzzza).